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veganism

A mental disorder.

"I am vegan. Veganism is the best.", he said. Then I kicked him out of the whatsapp goup chat.

by ligma21121219 November 17, 2021


veganism

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.

Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”

by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022


salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.

Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.

by 195758109843 May 18, 2022


vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.

Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.

by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019


Trans Vegan

A Vegan with occasional transgressions such as occasionally eating eggs or fish or other things a pure Vegan would not eat.

In order to have a healthy diet I decided to become a trans vegan who is vegan most of the time but occasionally such as once in a month I may eat eggs, fish or even chicken

by Data scientist One August 4, 2024


vegan brownies

there just pot brownies

me: id like some vegan brownies
drug dealer : ok ill hook ya up

by epictacoz December 28, 2018


vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019