Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.
He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.
A person who owns AirPods and walks around wearing their airpods all the time.
Look at Jimbo walking around wearing his airpods again, what a Pod Wanker.
When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.
Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?
Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.
The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work
Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel
you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker