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When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!
When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.
Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?
Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.
The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work
To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle
Hey' Harry, that guy's a real intuitive castle wanker
1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.
"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"
Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel
you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker