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Forest dwelling creature, the official height off cool
Legolos is a wood mage
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drunken pizza delivery boy. urban legend of a shaved big foot delivering pizza in northern rural new
jersey
wood dogg dropped da pie at my gate afta drinking a fiff
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Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work
I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!
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The biggest bitch in the world
Denise woods is coming. Better be On your best behavior
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When a person of the female persuasion becomes envious of males who can obtain wood.
Damn that guy's hot. I have wood envy.
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When you wake up when your penis is erect
I have a morning wood
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getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.
"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"
guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...
dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.
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