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In advertising sales, a potential customer who talks about how big he is as a company and how he has all this advertising budget to spend with you but then he gets sticker shock when you present him a package at 100 per month.
Paul: Hey Mike did you sell that contractor you saw in the hamptons today?
Mike: No that guy was a Smurf
oh my god smurffy's been smurfed by the great smurfs!
shit my smurf got stuck in the smurffer
Something that is so cool that you could only explain it saying 'smurf'
Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new shoes!"
Bro 2: "That shit's so smurf man!"
A Smurf is when you go into a portaloo and people flip it to the floor and they come out in all blue stuff like a Smurf
Hey, Alyssa remember that day you turned into a smurf?
A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.
Bro this Smurf is killing me, it's so ugly