A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.
Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?
To wipe your asshole after with a dick. Just like toliet paper except with a dick.
1) Frank used Jared as a dick wipe.
2) D-PLY
The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.
When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.
He took an hour because he was marker wiping.
After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.
Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.
Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!
Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.
P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!
A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.
I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!