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When you enter a public restroom to discover the potent aroma of a previous user then you enhance the ambiance with your own pleasing boquet and then you are immediatly followed by a third and final donor to the brew of olfactory stimulous thus creating a three way funk.
After Hansel D. Dirkastan stood in line for the chili festival outhouse for over thirty minutes in the mid Summer heat I discovered that he walked directly into a three way funk with his mouth wide open. The taste was even muskier than he could have anticipated.
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You don't need bitches.because Allah SWT said no.muslimah should be 🥇.
"holds three fingers up while taking a group picture
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Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.
I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.
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The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.
Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come?
Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans.
Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo...
Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady?
Bro1: your mom.
Bro2: so not clutch.
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When two guys have sex with one girl. One rule of a devil's three way, as described in the Bro Code on How I Meet your Mother, is that guys are to never make eye contact while involved in a devil's three way.
Dude, Johnny and I got this chick trashed one night and we ended up in a devil's three way!
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When three people lay in a triangle formation, each within another's crotch performing oral sex, while receiving oral sex themselves
Me: Man, Last night Rabecca, Joey, and Me had the best three-way 69 ever
Someone: no way!
Me: yeah, I did rabecca while she did Joey, and Joey did me!
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The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."
1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.
2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.
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