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Independent Woman

Made famous by Beyonce, the independent woman is someone who claims to be able to do it all on their own. In reality, she has a new boyfriend at least 2-3 times a year and never stays single more than a week. She also often gets money from her parents. She also craves attention from online social networks like facebook and twitter and is known to cause a lot of drama at work.

If you haven't lived by yourself in a cave for 5 years, you can't go around calling yourself an independent woman.

by Dixinyobutt January 22, 2013

100πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž


bird woman

also known as smeagle or butterface
a girl who is highly unnatractive and gives you thoughts of suicide at the sight of her.
could also be a an exgirlfreind that is disliked by you and all of your freinds.
ex who has been possesed by the devil and is trying to at all costs ruin your life.
birdwomen often posses huge extremely large noses. pinochio aint got shit on them.
often butterfaces look very doable compared to them.

bob: dude, hannah is such a bird woman i cant believe that u ever dated her

tyler: i know me either i am comletely repulsed by the sight of that bird woman. she has a huge nose

by harozrule January 17, 2009

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Black Woman

The superior species to all humans. The backbone of America

I just saw a queen walking down the street today, had to have been a black woman.

by BarbShallonπŸ‘‘ September 30, 2020

69πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


woman moment

Used when a woman does something extremely stupid, like protest for her rights

"Did you hear about the feminist protests recently? I hear they're campaigning for women's rights."
"woman moment"

by VariousMfs June 29, 2022

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Rat Woman

A girl....that looks like a rat....

rat tits..facial rat hair...long tail..and claws..sexy...

by Rat Woman Lover/Hater August 6, 2003

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


womans rights

Something that happened many years ago that gave women the right to do what they want without having to answer to their husbands or "better halves." Now woman can have jobs vote or even run for office if they so choose to without having to deal with the cheuvantistic pigs that try to bring us down.

Man:"Woman, get back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!!"
Woman:"Fuck you!"*leaves the room.*
Man"Come on baby, lets talk about this."
Woman:"Talk about this!!"*slugs the idiot out the door and locks it so he can't get back in.*

by Amy's random thoughts July 20, 2005

114πŸ‘ 170πŸ‘Ž


Woman-Hole

The ladies' equivalent of a man-cave. For some reason, this phrase is not used by women at all.

Wife of Des: "I've finally got my special room sorted out"

Des: "Great. So I've got my man-cave and you're got your woman-hole."

Wife of Des: Silence: stares at Des

Des: "What??!!"

by Uncle Des December 4, 2010

37πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž