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An amazing handsome man that takes care of the people and things he love. He may look mean and built like a bus but he’s gotta big heart and an even bigger cock. He loves to play sports and contribute to his country. He hopes to keep increasing in the Navy.
Person 1: who’s that guy
Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.
He is the most amazing boyfriend/guy friend you could ever get he is so sweet and cuddly on the inside although all he shows on the outside is the dark emo slipknot obsessed child that we all love his glowing honey coloured eyes and shoulder length curly soft brown hair is all you need in life.
Person 1: Holy sh*t look at how cute Zach is
Person 2: ikr im so jealous
zach is very artistic and funny. he can be very shy when you meet him at first but, when you get to know him is very very crazy. he often will tell people random jokes and is the type of person to go up to some random person and ask them to marry him with a ring pop. zach rarely falls in love so if he likes you, shoot your shot now before you dont have a chance. I think we all deserve a zach in our life.
person 1: Omg did you see what zach did today?
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!
an ugly musty crusty homophobic racist sexist walmart gumpy looking bitch who can’t keep his dick in his pants
ew, zach is so weird. he flirta with everyone at our school
Super hot and sexy boy who probably makes the best latkes. Is very funny and sweet and the best boyfriend ever
I love Zach
Super hot and sexy boy who probably makes the best latkes. Is very funny and sweet and the best boyfriend ever
I love Zach <3
Usually is involved with many after school activities like glee or drama, and is usually gay. He has many friends and knows the whole varsity basketball team inside and out.