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Zero Fucksgiving

A holiday established in 2024, Zero Fucksgiving is the counter to Thanksgiving, and is celebrated the 4th Thursday of May. Because it is not yet recognized as a national holiday, revelers opt to celebrate it on the following weekend.

During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.

If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.

"I can't wait for Zero Fucksgiving this year. I literally can't give any more fucks."

by Pixie Rainbow Farts May 26, 2024


zero or-g

An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station

We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!

by laserswordofdeath +3 February 26, 2016


zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 15, 2024


zero turn

The act of using one tongue to please a women's vagina and anus simultaneously.

Jessica is so fine i'd give her a zero turn on the first night.

by la A-town January 7, 2011


Dirty zero

Why are you looking this up

Dirty zero is not here for you

by Zero_nonbinary September 8, 2021


Negative Zero

This is where it ends my friend. After all of the pain and suffering, you've survived. All the numbers, letters, shapes, and you made it. I'm so proud of you.

"Whats Negative Zero?"
"The end of all the pain"

by Ze LogieBogie September 26, 2023


Negative Zero

Type in -0×0 into a calculator. It equals 0, so that means that 0 is a positive, so therefore a negative zero must be a number and its the only negative number that when multiplied by a positive always equals a positive.

Negative zero multiplied by zero equals zero.

by My pee is inside you. January 7, 2022