perfect smile, WANTS TO FUCK THAT ASS, shrek addict, baylen levineβs cousin, PERFCET IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE
kyle johnson is so perfect omg
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It is a kyle who has become gay.
Usually still cool best friend youβll ever had and makes your life full, but will attempt to suck your dick.
Male: Shit, its gay kyle, Letβs better get the fuck away.
Gay Kyle: damn, ur dick looks nice
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the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (southpark)
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Kyle Simmons is the keyboard player for the alternative/ indie band Bastille. He is amazing and humble, probably the funniest in the band. He loves cats, as seen on several shirts he likes to wear. His mustache/ beard combo is something to die for, it's his trademark in the band I think(Although Dan often has a beard/ stubble, and Will's is more like stubble.) He is currently dating Janna Bartlett. He's very friendly with the crowds at their concerts, and loves what he does. He's hilarious, supportive, talented, and without him Bastille just wouldn't be Bastille. Definitely my favorite member in the band.
Person: Hey, you're going to the Bastille concert tonight right?
Stormer: Yeah! I'm so excited to see them! I'm going to try to stand by Kyle Simmons so I can say hi. He's very friendly, he'll probably wave back!
Kyle mulligans are handsome, hilarious, hardworking, and caring creatures. Kyle mulligans are gentle and loveable. They're also messy and air headed at times however these qualities can be forgiven as they're awesome in all other aspects. The most fascinating characteristic about these magnificent creatures is the uncanny ability to chose the most perfect mates.
"What's that magestic thing over there wearing a horse shirt?"
"Oh it's a Kyle Mulligan. Notice the perfect girl in it's presence."
He is my fav Asian friend (miss u my g)
Song: Kyle Norito we love you you had no teeth and u had a bit of poo
Wow look other the it is Kyle Norito