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When you do something that, in the moment, you think is great, but you later realize that it was a horrible idea.
You - Remember that bitch we were talking about a couple weeks ago?
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...
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Lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to's. Will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (Does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard)
Dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!
Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!!
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A large stone bed covered in priceless pillows occupied and ravaged my several beautiful women and an even more beautiful Steve Zaragoza.
Frat Guy 1: "hey dude, I'm taking this girl up to your room man"
Frat Guy 2: "nah man! It's a total Greek Bed up there"
Steve Zaragoza: Every time I smell a vagina, I remember being born.
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The second or extra bed in a hotel room or guest bedroom used specifically for having sex, while the first bed is used only for sleeping.
There was 2 beds in our room but we only needed one, so we used the other as a cum-bed.
It's nice to have a cum-bed because you don't have to marinade in your own juices when you sleep.
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I need to top up my tan so I think I'll go ont the jedda beds
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"your cat looks hot" "you should have bed exercises with it"
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A word used to describe a very pleasurable bedframe, for sticking up your ass.
Usually has nice ridges and is smooth.
Hey bro, I just got off of my Hard Bed!
Ooh, that's hot! How was it?
Good man, but It smells like shit now.
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