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The most innocent way possible to tell someone to stop being horny.
(This definition is influenced by the definition of someone "leaking oil" meaning "to be on their period")
Friend 1: I'm ovulating
Friend 2: Stop dripping turpentine!!
December 11th is the day where everyone wears their most “Dripped Out Fits” whoever has the best fit wins.
What are you wearing for National Drip Day
National Drip Day is held on September 30th.
Everyone must wear their iciest drip.
Those who do not bring their icy drip will be deviously licked from existence by the Drip God.
Guy #1: Hey bro where's your drip? It's National Drip Day.
Guy#2: What? Wym?
Guy#1: Oh God Oh No.
Guy#2: *Ceases to exist*
Overflowing with charisma. Just completely full of rizz.
Dude is straight dripping with rizz, no cap!
Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?
Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt postnatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?
Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.