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The unit used to determine a song's speed, obviously measured by the number of beats in one minute.
For me, 135 BPM is a particularly slow speed. 240 BPM and higher is considered very fast.
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Let's be honest, it's pretty easy to figure out the definition.
Bruh my nigga only lasted 1 minute 30 seconds
A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.
Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!
Me: ...just five more minutes
Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!
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When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background
Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous
The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
1. A common phrase uttered by guys suffering from premature ejaculation when referring to how long they would last during sex
2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex
3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter
Doctor, I have a problem. During sex I last 2 minutes, maybe 4.
He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking
A laugh a minute bitches or lamb is a phrase used when you and your mates are having so much fun, it's a laugh a minute.
Can't wait to go out with the girls it's going to be lamb, laugh a minute bitches (lamb)
