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To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP
"I totally had a giant panda attack today when the teacher gave us a pop quiz"
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while a girl is giving you head, cum in one eye. Then while she is confused punch her really hard in the other eye.
Dude where the fuck were you last night??
Sorry i got caught up giving some girl the good ol' one eyed panda
sick shit dude
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Some bad ass mother fuckers who dont give a shit about no body, and will "cut yo balls off and hand em to yah partner"
Some "panda bear ninjas" came down the street and stole my wallet and my girlfriend after beating the shit out of me.
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a) Eyes to which a large amount of dark eyeliner has been applied. Often seen on goth chicks.
a) When a person has prominent bags under the eyes.
I have panda bear eyes and a hangover.
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What a panda bear actually is because a panda isnt really a bear! Can be used to describe the perfect guy, especially if the guy is adorable like a panda!!
Kerrie: Look Leah! Panda Raccoon is walking over here!!
Leah: Omg! He is soo perfect and cute!!
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The sexual act of administering two black eyes to a young, white, virgin girl and then proceeding to deflower her.
"You're sister took the panda pop the other night like a champ."
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