pick up your face

The act of getting yourself back together after being put down in a harsh way.

"Man, you better pick up your face after that one!"

(after the put-down occurs) "Hey your face called, you need to pick it up.

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picking your nose and eating it

social suicide c. 1st - 5th grade.

dont let anyone catch you picking your nose and eating it. it happened to josh and he's been Booger Boy for the past three years.

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Biggest pick me girl

Giana Nasisi. Thats it.

sarah: “whos the biggest pick me girl?”
rory: giana nasisi

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Pick Up Truck Driver

Usually not the brightest people in Wisconsin/Minnesota.

When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.

Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.

The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.

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Pick Me Up Fuck

1. (noun) When someone seems down in the dumps, or simply unhappy, you make them feel better with sex.

2. (verb) The act of fucking a sad or depressed person to make them happy again.

Guy 1: She's pretty hot, but just seems so depressed. Sorta like Kristin Stewart in all of her movies.

Guy 2: Sounds like she needs a pick me up fuck.

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pick up line fucker

Person who steals somebody else's pick up line to get ass

I was trying to get some ass, but Joe interrupted by being a pick up line fucker.

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if i had to pick a dude

This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".

If I had to pick a dude?

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon

Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles

Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.