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Put me in the pound

Be done with. Don't want any more. Ignore.

Example : Hey can I borrow that game?

Sure
Walk away without giving it to you

Why you put me in the pound like that?

by chelloe December 15, 2017


twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009


50 pounds of fury

The kid that calls you "gay" over Xbox Live.

This 12 year old 50 pounds of fury said he had sex with my mom

by Nigga nigga nigga nigger December 1, 2015


Polish pound cake

(n.) the sexual act of having a group of people poop in a large bag, and then having said group of people fuck said poop bag.

I got some friends together with my girlfriend, and we made a massive Polish pound cake. That's why Stanley Steamer's at the house today.

by Gymnosperm August 3, 2010

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pound your meat

The pounding of your meat is considered the most intense form of masturbation that a male can achieve. Essentially you beat your meat so hard that the pure force of the motion creates a sound wave so powerful that it breaks the sound barriers. When trying to achieve this pure strength of wanking, it is advised to wear protective material such as glasses and gloves for there may be shrapnel.

Person 1:"Dude I can't sleep at night. It sounds like an airplane in your room. You've really gotta stop pounding your meat."
Person 2:"You're just jealous that you don't know how to pound your meat like me."

by anon1400/800 June 1, 2018

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ten-pound brow

An excessively large bowel movement; a huge poo.

"I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."

"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."

"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."

"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010

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pound one out

To play with yourself. When you only have a few minutes to pull it off.

Jason told me he had a few minutes to pound one out before we went to grab a beer.

by dizzle pizzle April 12, 2007

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