Tank top

Purple stuff X Tank top gay face

You made a mess
For Christ sake, this rotten world
Shit out of luck
Go with my vision
Light up the fire
Right on the power
Weapon… I have it all

Example 1:
Person 1: hi I’m purple stuff
Person 2: hi I’m tank top gay face
Person 1: die
Example 2:
Person 1: YTA
Person 2: succ

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shit tanked

when you get way to fucked up on alchohol

we went out the other night and johhny got shit tanked and made out with his cousin

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german tank

rhyming slang for "wank"

he's having a german tank (wank)

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tank skank

A person who exclusively pursues military personnel to date.

"Kevin finally married Trisha after she was passed around the base at least twice! She was such a tank skank."

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Tank Slapper

When the fuel in a vehicle hits the inside of the tank hard enough to shake it, nearly always cause by making sudden, unplanned turns. Tank slapping is a symptom of bad driving.

Many cars use special baffles to help reduce this.

Can also include the rider's legs on a motorcycle.

Leaving the last bad corner on Snake Pass I missed the apex and over corrected. When the tank started slapping I thought I was a dead man.

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tank wipe

The lowest job in most organizations and is usually assigned to a newbie or someone so useless nobody knows what to do with. Mentioned several times in King of the Hill and at Strickland Propane the job was to wipe the propane tanks to prevent the sun from heating them up. But still not demeaning as a butt wipe.

The boss' girlfriend was just sitting around doing her nails so we assigned her as a tank wipe .

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British Tank

A French car.

Judas MK11 is a total retard for thinking that slow fucking French cars aren't pieces of shit. I'd rather drive a Volga.

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