ci mai

This is a follow-up CORRECTION by the same author.
ci mai (cimai) (cibai) (ci bai)
It is believed that the majority Hokkien people pronunce it as "ci bai" instead of "ci mai".

Example 1 :
That man has just stolen my wallet, ci mai !
That ci mai has just kicked me in my groin !

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May 4

On this day a fucking badass was born. They're the funniest fuckers ever, be grateful if you know someone born on this day.

bob: wow he's so cool
tom: yeah, he was born on may 4

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Theresa May

Theresa May is the British Prime minister who thinks brexit is cool. She also is named after the shampoo Tresemme. She's an absolute arse and looks like shit with a bobcut.

Nick- Did you hear the latest news on Brexit?

Tim - Where's Jeremy Corbyn when you need him?!

Bob: It's Theresa May's fault!

Khalid- Tresemme? Isn't that a shampoo?

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May 7th

The day cinnamon rolls are born (cuties), weebs, lgbt, or weirdos! (Sometimes all together).

“She’s so weird”
“No, she’s cute!”
“No, she’s both.”
“Obviously! Her birthday is May 7th.”

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May 29

The day the hottest daddies with the best tik tok accounts were born

“My guy it’s May 29”

“Bro no way it’s Nicole’s Birthday Shes such a daddy id smash”

“Ya bro”

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Billy Mays

A spokesperson of many items people found useless until he passed away. People know him for his loud voice in his commercials.

Guy#1: Who would win in a steel cage match fight Billy Mays or the shamwow guy?
Guy#2: Are you fucking retarded? Billy Mays fo sho!

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May 23rd

National Blowjob day. Don’t be afraid to give head may 23rd I think we all need it.

Did you here this coming May 23rd is National Bj day?

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