I love you forever and always

This phrase cannot be topped and can be used if you’re losing the I love you battle

Chloe: I love you most
Me: I love you forever and always

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I give you good time

This is what the Asian hookers say to you when you are walking down the street.

*Driving down the street*

Hooker: "I give you good time" *Must be said in Chinese accent*

Client: "OK!"

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i love you like a brother

A very sweet and endearing phrase that simply means what is says

"You know I love you like a brother" "And I love you like sister"

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I will destroy you

To wreck sexually

I will destroy you later tonight and

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I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

I will sue you

A common reply from pissed off folks, esp. popular in people from some South Asia country.

"Doctor, it's been a week and my procelain crown is hard to chew with, and cause my gum bleeding and..."
(Bobbling) "Don't you dare leave a bad review on Google or I will sue you for slander! My cousin is a lawyer! I WILE SUE YUU!"

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I sweat you like whoah!

To really like someone.

Man, I saw this girl the other day and walked up to her and said, "I sweat you like whoa"!

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