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andre is a kind, athletic, moderately self-absorbed cat lover who only eats sweets and boiled vegetables. Andre loves to party it up every Sunday morning at church. Andre is obsessed with the gym and tends to attract people with feet fetishes, usually of the same sex. On Instagram, you will find him through his myriad of weirdly-angled selfies. His best friends are books and he's secretly the biggest Swiftie you'll ever meet.
He passed out after one drink. That guy's such an Andre!
A Colombian crack dealer who supplies the world with cocaine. also invented cockain
Andres gave me cocaine for my birthday
Blond, adorable, and super funny Andres is the guy who is serious and there when you need him, but funny and wild when everything's good. Also the best. friend. EVER.
Boy 1: I never noticed that guy Andres before.
Girl 1: What?! He's only the funniest, best guy ever!
Pronounced (and-rez) He is a wonderful boy usually blond. He's funny and is very easy to make him laugh. He was bullied over the years and is used to people forgetting him. He doesn't have many friend's because he is a tech wiz. I swear if you ever meet and Andres he'll change your life forever. Don't ever leave him behind.
He's also my best friend <3
Boy: Hey is that andres?
Girl 1: *Snicker* Yeah he's a total geek
Girl 2: You don't understand. When you get to know him, he's amazing!
Some guy from my school that has 1000020483578427657843 ethnicites and cant be racially insulted. (also hes the reincarnation of jack the ripper hee hee)
andre: i will shank you
amanuel: oh ok
andre: nig-
amanuel:NOOOOOOOO
He's an engineering scholar
Oh look, It's Andre. He's quite the engineering scholar