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When smoking marijuana, that one infamous hit that nudges you from sober to high. Usually occurs five to ten minutes into the smoking session, depending upon the quality of the weed. If the weed's super dank, one might Anthony Bourdain on the first hit, though this is rare (and would consequently enable one to appropriately declare, "Noooo reservations!").
Named for the popular chef/host/tour guide who is known for his liberal attitude towards mind-altering substances and who was, incidentally, on television when this phenomenon was being named.
Example 1.
Seymour had been smoking with his friend Mortimer for a few minutes when he suddenly felt the stirrings of a good high. "Ah... I just Anthony Bourdained," he announced.
"There she blows," answered Mortimer.
Example 2.
Jane took her third hit from the bong. As she slowly released the smoke from her lungs and felt her extremities start to tingle, she realized that the hit was her Anthony Bourdain.
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Two Howard Stern clones who occasionally have their moments. But, for the most part, they are rather unfunny.
Q: Who are Opie and Anthony?
A: They are radio hosts like Howard Stern, just unfunny.
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when you mistake someone's name for another one thats not at all like their actual name.
hey jimmy!
um..my name is maria! did you just make me into a john anthony???
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someone with a very large penis. gets a lot of girls and everyone likes him being near.
"Omg your so Marc-Anthony" says say all the girls to the guy.
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samurai Anthony
Defintion: An unatrual human or creature, lives for 1000's of millions of years. he is so powerful if he breathes he can kill you, if you run you will find your body parts everywhere, if he blinks the part that he faces blows up, if he stomps he will cause a destructive earthquake, no one knows when this species dies last known death rate ratio was around 0:0. if ever encountering one just close your eyes and pray that you will not become a bitch to them. they eat dead people and souls, and especially tears of children.
R.I.P for those that have come in contact with him i wish you all a very very sory.
they say that jack the ripper killed all of those people guess again.
Stay out of samurai anthony's path, because if you do it will be your last.
one last thing when death layed its hands on him, death died.
sentence: As zach was walking down the street, zach looked at samurai anthony and died.
Source: big big big big big big guy, california
sentence: As zach was walking down the street, zach looked at samurai anthony and died.
please publish this, this is for a friend
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Complete douchebag, singer for lame ass Red Hot Chili peppers, no talent whatsoever.
"Anthony Kiedis is a douchebag"
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Theory Macker. ie. one who believes theories are the solution to everything.
Anthony Simpkin is just a theory macker, he thinks books will make him better with women!
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