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Pulling an Anus

When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.

Rick is just going end up pulling an anus again after he gets what he wants from those people.

by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021


Pulling An Anu

Bitch, who doesn't stop cussing

Sage: !#%#@ #$%%## #^@! Mom: SAGE! STOP PULLING AN ANU

by Akionaenae October 18, 2021


Peacock Anus

A garbage bin for shitty jokes

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus

by Nyaakuza June 28, 2019


flesh anus

1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.

2. The fleshy part of your anus

Emily I said flesh light not flesh anus.

I need to take better care and scrub my flesh anus.

by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 28, 2022


BIG OL ANUS

A funny Hihi haha word for Butt

Kid on xbox 360 playing cs go with mic: THIS FEMALE AVATAR HAS A BIG OL ANUS!

by Theunknownrandomguy July 15, 2019


BIG OL ANUS

FUCK THE ANUS

Person: BIG OL ANUS

by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019


Anus Nervosa

When you’re scared to poop in a public place or with someone nearby enough to hear you poop. AKA when your booty hole is shut tight in fright.

I spent the night at my girlfriends house and couldn’t poop because of my anus nervosa.

by HarmonicChaos February 8, 2020