Around the world wedgie

When you are given a wedgie in the front, back and sides, and sometimes tucked in your shoulders so it seems like you're wearing an underwear t-shirt.

When I was 14, 4 friends decided to gave me an Around the world wedgie. Everyone who saw me thought I aws wearing an underwear t-shirt.

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been around the block

a person who has had sexual intercourse numerous times before

Jill sure has been around the block

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arse about/around

Verb. To mess around, to waste time.

"Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!"

"Yes mum."

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dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

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dicking around

fooling or fuckin around with some one or something

"dude stop dickin around"

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Around the world

When a male is engaged in an orgy (whenever this may be...in real life if you're a porn star or your fantasies if you're anything less) and about to come, he pulls out and jerks off until the crucial milky explosion. Then during the burst, the man spins around and around as quick as possible and gets sperm everywhere. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WITH POOR BALANCE OR INNER-EAR INFECTIONS.

Some people talk about the story "Around the World in 80 days" and they call the men in the story geniuses and men of courage. I'd like to shake their hands. 80 days straight of going around the world, and they're still alive. God Dammit, that is AMAZING.

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Ring Around the hooker

Is a phrase used in online gaming when "men" flirt with naive women online. This is most noticeable when a woman does something otherwise not funny or unique and a guy will laugh.

(Guy) to (Girl) ZOMG you just shot that guy!!! hahahaha. Thus, "ring around the hooker."