Asian Mouthwash

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and she pukes on his dick.

God damn Stacey gave me asian mouthwash again, thats the third time this week!

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asian flush

Also known as the asian glow, this is a slightly embarassing condition in which the flow of blood to one's face increases after the imbuement of a relatively small amount of alcohol, resulting in rosy cheeks - it may look as though one has just come in from the cold.

Asian flush results from the fact that the rate of metabolism of alcohol in one's asian digestive system is unfortunately much lower than the alcohol intake rate - even when one is drinking alcohol at a reasonable rate.

As a result, many asians have very low alcohol tolerance. However, asian/european half-breeds (sometimes referred to as eurasian, mixers and halfies) are sometimes lucky enough to have a genetic cure for this condition.

"Man, look at Stu. Two beers and he's already championing the asian flush."

"Good thing I'm eurasian ... my Irish blood is neutralizing the asian flush."

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AP Asians

those crazy, annoyingly smart asians that only care about badminton, anime, and all those crazy asian singers.

I was walking down the english hall, and the whole row of tables were filled with AP Asians.

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aggressive asian

an asian who is very aggressive
also know as a double a.

they tend to get in many fights and have many different moods

WOAH!!!
watch out.
IT'S A DOUBLE A!!!
AGGRESSIVE ASIAN!!!

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Trashy Asian

An Asian that is ghetto. The females usually have tattoos, wear fake contacts/ lashes, do hot import night "modeling," may work in porn/ at masseuse parlors. The males talk in an Ebonic-type accent.

Not to be confused with the stereotypical Asian that is good at math and studies.

Guys like Asians because of all the trashy Asians they see in porn. Trashy Asians do exist because then there would be no Asian porn

Why does that Asian girl have so many tattoos, wear too much eyeliner, and dress like a stripper?

Because she is a trashy Asian.The eyeliner is to hide her

chinky eyes and make them look bigger.

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ugly asian

Someone who is crazy ugly and happens to be asian

Mae Fitzgerald was an ugly asian

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asian porn

An individual who cremes at the thought of noodles, rubix cubes and children. They can also be found hugging book shelves and squinting when it is not even sunny outside.

idividual 1: what are you doing tonight
idividual 2: asian porn

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