The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.
Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
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The only bacon that Islams can eat is bacon wings
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The mood somebody is put in when consuming bacon. Similar to taking ecstasy, but the side effects are a feeling of happiness and self contempt rather than additional energy.
Lauren has just eaten a bacon bagel...
Lauren: We really could have made a good couple
Tom: Nah, you're just bacon trippin'
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The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip
I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way
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When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.
"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*
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A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
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(noun) a shirt that guys put on in the morning to make bacon so the grease doesn't burn them.
When i woke up this morning, i put on my bacon shirt before i cooked.
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