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When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
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A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.
Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.
I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.
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The mood somebody is put in when consuming bacon. Similar to taking ecstasy, but the side effects are a feeling of happiness and self contempt rather than additional energy.
Lauren has just eaten a bacon bagel...
Lauren: We really could have made a good couple
Tom: Nah, you're just bacon trippin'
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The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.
Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
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An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.
Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.
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(noun) a shirt that guys put on in the morning to make bacon so the grease doesn't burn them.
When i woke up this morning, i put on my bacon shirt before i cooked.
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