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When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks
That girl is taking a rubber balloon break
There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy
When women (or men) get together to show off their breast implants.
Brenda: Hey Becky, are you going to the balloon party this weekend?
Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!
When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.
Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!
To throw a dart on a balloon is to dismantle something into more understandable fragments of the whole, or it is used as an expression to declare that someone or something is undertaking something else
The matrix throws darts on balloons such as identity and reality
The word "Throwing darts on balloons" is defined as follows: To undertake something and explain or challenge the views on this subject
The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.
Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation
A sexual act in which the man stretches his foreskin and ties it into a knot, then urinates into the foreskin creating a “balloon” filled with urine.
Ballooning was something the man enjoyed solo or with a partner