3rd Base

Anal... the new 3rd base. Doesn't count unless it is in the stink.

Serge: "Oh man! I got to 3rd base last night with that hottie from the club!"
Chris: "Nice! How was the head?"
Serge: "What? That was 1/2 a base ago, I plowed that asshole."

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-1 base

99 year old virgin who lives by yourself. get a lifeee.

Hey dude. ive been to -1 base. whats a vagina?

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Based Level

Being so wise and intelligent in an argument that you win by default and nothing anyone else says can effect what you've said.

If someone says something nobody can beat they have reached Based Level and should be deemed inspirational for such an outstanding and logically sound fact rather than self opinionated answers.

Based Level Celebrities include, Einstein, Edison and anyone with the fitting description of a genius of prodigy.

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7th base

Doing your girl while she's on her period

Jim; so I licked her bloody pussy

Non : 7th base woah

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3rd Base

the one after 2nd base.

1st Base, 2nd Base

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9th base

to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger

omgomg i got to 9th base last night with a welshman

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fifth base

No one knows for sure, but it involves a telephone, tebasco sauce and the anus

Watch out or you will get fifth based

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