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When you do something that, in the moment, you think is great, but you later realize that it was a horrible idea.
You - Remember that bitch we were talking about a couple weeks ago?
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...
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A large stone bed covered in priceless pillows occupied and ravaged my several beautiful women and an even more beautiful Steve Zaragoza.
Frat Guy 1: "hey dude, I'm taking this girl up to your room man"
Frat Guy 2: "nah man! It's a total Greek Bed up there"
Steve Zaragoza: Every time I smell a vagina, I remember being born.
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Lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to's. Will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (Does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard)
Dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!
Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!!
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I need to top up my tan so I think I'll go ont the jedda beds
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A word used to describe a very pleasurable bedframe, for sticking up your ass.
Usually has nice ridges and is smooth.
Hey bro, I just got off of my Hard Bed!
Ooh, that's hot! How was it?
Good man, but It smells like shit now.
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The second or extra bed in a hotel room or guest bedroom used specifically for having sex, while the first bed is used only for sleeping.
There was 2 beds in our room but we only needed one, so we used the other as a cum-bed.
It's nice to have a cum-bed because you don't have to marinade in your own juices when you sleep.
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What you get the morning after a fourgy or moregy while everyone is still naked and a guy or guys are waking up hungry with morning wood.
The bro stink makes everyone randickulously horny and everyone kicks in to make boy butter for the pancakes.
(Refers to any gender crush situation)
ie.
"Kitchens trashed Dwizzle."
"No worries li'l bro... Bacon and eggs are already cookin' right here. It's Brofest in bed this morning~ Pass the butter for these man-cakes."
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