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when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth
jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday
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When your age is Double the date you were born on
Turning 33 on the 3rd.....golden golden birthday.....ahhhhhh
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this is for ian. good guy. pretty cool
july 30 birthday is the day ian was born
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Wishing a person who reminds you of a bug/insect/pet a happy birthday!
Oh my its Matoukie's birthday! Happy Birthday Bug!
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an event hosted by an editor on their birthday in which people edit the birthday editor’s interest, post it, dt/tag them/dedicate it to them and caption the edit “(person’s username)’s birthday bash”
Birthday Editor: “everyone is invited to my editor’s birthday bash”
Editor’s followers: “ what’s that?”
Birthday Editor: “ an event in which people edit the birthday editor’s interest, dt them and caption it “(person’s user)’s birthday bash”
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the act of eating and swallowing another human's feces, throwing it back up on their penis, then sucking their penis until they ejaculate.
i hooked that nasty walrus of a woman up with some chocolate birthday cock
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A Birthday Celebration that YOU get to pick. Maybe you're turning 28, and that number has some significance to you, you could make your 28th Birthday your PLATINUM Birthday.
"My Golden Birthday was when I was 9, which was dumb. But my Platinum Birthday is when I turn 22, Because that's my favorite number"
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