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A blunt too massive for an average person to consume
Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"
A female of Hispanic origin with exceptional oral sex skills.
Dude...that girl Maria gave me the best head I've ever had. She's a full on burrito charmer!
The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.
A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).
Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.
a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime
Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.
When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.
Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.