Eat The Crust First

The act of having gay sex.

You know lance? He eats the crust first.

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Feet First in the Boneyard

To have wild sex.

"Jane and I just met last night, but by 2:00 AM we landed feet first in the boneyard.

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from first to last

from first to last started in 2002 and went through many line up changes. now it is matt (lalalaa/chugawug), travis (rararawr/chugawug) matt m.(laaalala/thumbthump), derek (bangbang). they have just released their self-entitled album anddd its not there best but its good.

albums:
esasthiesaetic - 7.8 outa 10
dear diary - 9.4 outa 10
heroine - 8.5 outa 10
thenew one - 6.2 outa 10

from first to last is sweet as shit.

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dick at first site

Just like love at first site you find some one so gorgeous you end up fucking them

Jessica: dude I saw this guy last night
Amy: whoa really?
Jessica: yeah it was dick at first site
Amy: oml you slut

First Rejection Syndrome

When someone gets rejected for the first time, all the other hookups that they have seem meaningless until they hookup with the person that rejects them.

Bro 1:Remember when that chick denied you?
Bro 2:Yeah it sucked. I knew I had to get with her at some point.
Bro 1:Classic first rejection syndrome.

First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

first year spread

term used when first year university students pick up weight during the course of their year. Causes may vary. example: stress, over-eating, over-drinking, lack of exercise.

"First year spread is real, Jane has picked up a lot of weight this year."