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Chum Bucket Butthole

When a guy’s butthole is so loose from bottoming that when he poops, the sound is reminiscent of a chum bucket being emptied into the ocean to attract sharks.

Due to the sawed off shotgun like blast spread, I knew Chum Bucket Butthole Dan had been in there last.

by West side Bobby July 9, 2023


Buttery Butthole

When you Pam your dick for anal enjoyment

Bro I didn't have any lube last night; I had to give Brittany a Buttery Butthole.

by DalVlodan January 14, 2018


Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."

Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."

by Master of Shit Jobs October 9, 2022


Butthole Deficiency

Your butthole stopped working and it's time to have butthole surgery.

Oh no! I have a bad case of Butthole Deficiency!

by January 7, 2021


fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 11, 2023


butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal

Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!

by @youngmoneyrhuggler November 17, 2017


Cucumber Butthole

THE WORST MOST VILE INSULT THAT HAS EVER CAME OUT OF ANYONE's MOUTH.DONT SAY THIS YOU WiLL BE BEAT UP IMMEDIANLTY. THIS IS VERY RACIST

"Corneelius the Fifth is Such a Cucumber Butthole"

by MyBallsAreVeryItchy July 8, 2023