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jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands

i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.

by Nick Monico February 11, 2016


Getting Gum Out of the Carpet

The act of masturbating, especially by a woman.

Bro, I totally walked in on my step-sister Getting Gum Out of the Carpet. Not my proudest fap.

by Meowlentine August 6, 2020


Carpet Bagger

Right-Angled Triangle
The triangle of most interest is the right-angled triangle. The right angle is shown by the little box in the corner:

triangle showing Opposite, Adjacent and Hypotenuse

Another angle is often labeled θ, and the three sides are then called:

Adjacent: adjacent (next to) the angle θ
Opposite: opposite the angle θ
and the longest side is the Hypotenuse

Why a Right-Angled Triangle?
Why is this triangle so important?

Lana Rhodes is a Carpet Bagger.- Confucious

by asscock300 January 26, 2022


carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021


meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021


Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

by stroodlemc March 13, 2024


Carpet Cleaner

An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.

Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.

"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.

by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022