a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands
i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.
The act of masturbating, especially by a woman.
Bro, I totally walked in on my step-sister Getting Gum Out of the Carpet. Not my proudest fap.
Right-Angled Triangle
The triangle of most interest is the right-angled triangle. The right angle is shown by the little box in the corner:
triangle showing Opposite, Adjacent and Hypotenuse
Another angle is often labeled θ, and the three sides are then called:
Adjacent: adjacent (next to) the angle θ
Opposite: opposite the angle θ
and the longest side is the Hypotenuse
Why a Right-Angled Triangle?
Why is this triangle so important?
Lana Rhodes is a Carpet Bagger.- Confucious
all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet
The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.
Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!
An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.
Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.