Tonsil Check

1. A medical term, where a person uses an erect penis to make another person still has tonsils.

1. "I am sorry honey, but looks like you are going to need a thourough tonsil check!"

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meat check

The process of observing the external sexual organ of a male (most of the time male) to see if it is in view of the naked eye.

John: Hey Jane can you do a meat check real fast? that girl just gave me a rager and i don’t want my mom to see.
Jane: Sure John! and yah you look good.

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Homie Check

(noun)
When a friend or close friend checks in on you, most likely to see how you are doing.

Close friend's text messages:

(Close Friend): Homie check!
(You): Ayo what's good.
(Close Friend): Just checkin' in, man.
(You): *response differs depending on how you are doing*

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checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

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Check-Dig

Hey Check this out or dig this, I have something I need to say to you, or I want to talk to you for a minute to tell you something.

Check-dig, I want to use your car to go downtown.

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A 'Welfare Check'

When people of higher authority in certain small townships (normally more cases north of the mason Dixon line and worse large cities in common wealth states such as Pennsylvania or surrounding states such as New York)

Corrupted law enforcement (one bad apple of the group in any Police department) will stop by your house, if it's unlocked or seems unlocked, they will perform a 'welfare check' which is just a way to enter a home illegally, steal, plant evidence etc. Just a loop hole to invade somelone house based purely on unethical servants of the community.

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Purse Check

A pelvic exam on the female anatomy.

"My baby-daddy is watchin' my spawn because I am goin' to the lady doctor for a purse check."

"Day hoe such a skank, she needs to go have her purse checked."

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