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A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.
Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.
This girl at the bar was raving about her boyfriend taking her out for Chicago Brunch
The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"
When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
"Have you seen Zach recently?"
"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."
A Chicago line is where a group (5people +) sit in a circle and pass 2-4 blunts. It's something commonly done at parties, and can get you really high.
Person1: Yo, did ou get high in that Chicago line last night ?
Person2: Yeah, all 6 of us did. It was pretty dank.
A shot of Malört with a bacon salt rim
Clark asked, “Shots anyone, all we have is Malört and bacon salt.” Todd replied, “Chicago Rimjobs it is!” “I’ll take two,” Ryan replied with glee.