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Masculine variant of Douche Chills.
Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol gave me douche chills.
Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.
Masculine variant of Douche Chill.
Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.
Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.
When you are so poor that you can't afford Netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your "friend" for a short time before starting to fuck.
*After pretending to have read something*
Person 1: I don't like the main character, it's very unoriginal
Person 2: Ok... can we just fuck now?
Person 1: I thought we would just read and chill!
Kazoo and Chill is when you are banging your girl and you are both playing a song on the Kazoo.
Works with any position besides oral positions.
Guy 1:"We totally banged last night!"
Guy 2:"Did you kazoo and chill?"
Guy 1:"You know it bro!"
How to ask someone
Guy:"Hey wanna kazoo and chill tonight?"
Girl:"Yeah what song?"
Guy:"I am thinking of Slim Jesus' Drill Time"
Chilled Yeti is a very cool guy who streams on youtube and Twitch.
He has Gayass dumbass friends, but they're all very chill. there's one named HP, he's pog as fuck.
overall. Chilled yeti is a very nice, Handsome, Caring guy. even if he may seem calm and cool on the outside.
he's awesome in every way.
you'd be lucky as fuck to meet him.
he can be nice, and chill (no pun intended), but if you mess with his friends, or get on his bad side, trouble will be coming.
HP; ""Yo bro, what would happen if the condom you were on as a sperm broke and you slipped to the flow then somehow made it to the sink and had to do a whole finding nemo sequence?"
Ghost; okay i asked for a question that was weird- but this- okay then. hm.
yeti; *is literally offline and can't answer*
chilled yeti is a cool dude.
The seat or seats used for smoking weed
Hey bro, set up some chill seats while I pack this bowl.
Referring to the situation when you have been up all night on your computer having pointless conversations with friends just to keep eachother awake. and then your mom goes all stealth mode and listens to your convo (sometimes from the ceiling wielding bazookas) or just a cup on the door. so you non-cholontly get up and walk to the bathroom and take a "chill flush". the action of chilling in the washroom not actually peeing but then flushing the toilet to make it believable. Then followed by the awkward meeting up with your not so stealth mom in the hallway and slyly asking(with a hint of disgust) why she would be awake at such a time. Thus, covering your ass for being up so late. and turning the late night encounter onto her.
"How did you flush it?"
"Just like pretty chill"
"like a chill flush, nothing crazy, just chill"