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A school for all of the Catholics not smart or athletic enough to make it into Notre Dame.
A group of people wearing Irish shirts in Dubuque. Oh, they must go to Loras College!
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Located in the desolate, wooded hills of rural Ohio. This is a place where park ranger trainees that walk around with fake guns, and firefighters start fires and put out the same fire every day. School dress code: Carhart, hunting camouflage, sleeveless tees, boots, and jeans. To fit in you must smoke reefer. 4x4 required to reach campus.
Hocking College
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A small, liberal-arts college in Oregon, that is meant for kids
"who love learning for learning's sake." Some people will label them as "nerds" today, as they study hard and have no varsity athletics. However, they are the leaders of the future. They are all incredibly intelligent and quirky. They are the leaders of tomorrow. Big jocks who hate academics stay away, for you will never understand what it takes to be a "Reedie."
That kid got a 35 on his ACT? No wonder he's going to Reed College.
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A college located in upstate New York which specializes in communications/film/physical therapy/ and the arts. Surrounded by the most liberal town in the world, Ithaca is populated by many numerous hippies who smoke pot and like to relive the days of the 60s. It is a cool place though, since it is "gorges" and the campus is really nice. The different schools are all very competative and the academic programs here at Ithaca are equally competative. There are always awesome parties being held, and we have the Cortaca Jug. If you go to Cortland or Cornell, you wish you went to Ithaca. If you go to Cortland, you go to a state school, and you lose to us in the Cortaca Jug. If you go to Cornell, go jump off your famous "suicide bridge".
SUNY Cortland Student: I got into Cortland!
Cornell University Student: I got into Cornell!
Ithaca College Student: Well I got into Ithaca, and it sucks to be you guys. Here, go jump off one of the many cliffs and waterfalls because you can't do anything important in life because you go to Cortland and/or Cornell.
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A catholic school established in 1926. Known for having around 3000 students, this small private college has a division one hockey team that won the NCAA championships in 2007.
This school is nondenominational, yet forces its students to take religion courses.
Student one: Hey lets drink tonight
Student two: Yea want to drink at Mercyhurst College?
Student one: no way, and have god and the nuns find out?
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The state of drunkeness which includes at least two of the following: That spinning feeling when you lay down, thinking your car got stolen when actually you parked it somewhere else (thank God - because you should not be driving anyway), drive-by kissing, not caring where you pee or who sees (this is mostly for the girls cuz guys pee wherever anyway), thinking it's a great idea to bare your privates to everyone, breaking or spilling something, eating something unedible
Hey let's go to the homecoming game and get college drunk. Dude, she was totally college drunk at the block party last weekend
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Having sex by penetrating two tightly held together thighs. Usually but not necessarily performed by two homosexual men.
Historians allege that Abraham Lincoln liked it "college style".
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