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Hailsham community college

It is a shit school found in hailsham; you will find shit teachers, a bender of a head teacher, a senior member of staff who looks like a retarded turtle and the year 8's are dyslexic. One particular year 8 is such a stupid spastic he makes an urban dictionary page and spells especially like 'exspecilly' this shows how much the teachers and probably his parents are fucking up.

Person 1: I don't want my child to be a bellend
Person 2: don't send them to hailsham community college then

by Giraffebloke69 July 9, 2015

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8 aged community

A bunch of little kids who post dumb comments, usually on YouTube. They often have weird and dumb usernames as well.

A person: "Have you read the comments on this YouTube video? They're rather odd..."
Another person: "Yeah, I have. Don't take it seriously, it's just the 8 aged community ."

by Tarison April 27, 2016


Eastlea community school

Eastlea community school is a place to send your child as a punishment. Nothing but fighting,arguing and depressed kids go there

Eastlea is a battle ground.

What’s that school called? The one where students and teachers can fight?”

“Oh...you mean Eastlea community school”

by It’s a hard knock life November 2, 2019


balbriggan community college

ur local kip
This school is full of pedos and weirdos that can’t keep their willy to themselves
Poorest school for sure, 1st year girls don’t even have a bathroom so they piss in fergals office
the finest people go here but they’re all jezzies

Timzy: Yo i wanna go balbriggan community college, the lengest ppl go there

Jono: But the girls are all h0es 😬

by bbyT 😈 April 12, 2022


Community Cream Shake

When a female kneels with 10 or more males ejaculating onto her face. She cannot wipe anything off her face until every man has jizzed. When all man are finished, the smega is wiped into a glass, she gargles and swallows the community cream shake.

Dick: “Oh, did you go out on another date last night with more than one boyfriend?”
Jane: “yes I did, I went out with 9 boyfriends
Dick: “well, if you have one more boyfriends you can have a community cream shake

- Don’t put my name in there

by Skippy Pippy June 18, 2019


Communal Poop Towel

a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..

after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.

by Lord Ham Wallet December 17, 2010

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Facebook communication vessel

on Facebook, a trusted friend you ask (as a favor to you) to say hello- or send any other messages- on your behalf to another Facebook user who either deleted their account or doesn't want to talk to you on Facebook.

My friend Steven actually invented the phrase Facebook communication vessel when I asked him to say hello on my behalf to another common friend of ours who didn't want to talk to me and Steven refused.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2013

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