Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.

I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.

Cabin's Crush

Waking up from sleep with heart burn and a sore throat.

I shouldn't have had that spicy food while being sick, I woke up with Cabin's Crush.

Scott crush

1. Having an intense crush on someone completely out of your league for an extended period of time.

2. Being unnecessarily mentally attached to a person with the hope that one day they will speak to you and notice what a catch you really are.

"OMG I have the worst Scott crush on my lab partner!"
"Oh you're screwed hon."

crush cry

Crying over a crush or someone you really like

“I’ve been crush crying all night because of him/her”

Your crush

Me ;)

Jenna: Yo, who’s your crush
Brooke: Like I’d tell you, bish.

Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

Crushed by defeat

When defeat catches up to you and bonks you hard in the head

He got crushed by defeat in war smh wtf are you doing