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a person whom you see in the hallways of school that you don’t have any classes with — you most likely have no connections whatsoever with them, either. if you dream about them, you’re a simp (I’m a simp.)
idek my hallway crush’s name
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When the object of your crush is a member of the service industry with whom your only relationship is one in which they serve you.
Dude, can we go to that bar night? My service crush works tonight and I've made good inroads. She now knows my name and drink.
When you start to catch feelings for someone over the summer— this can be someone from school, someone you just met— but they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.
I haven’t seen Evelyn since our last day of chemistry together… god, how have I never realized how perfect she is? This summer crush shit is a real doozy😫😫*proceeds to think about her all summer, whether or not the crush continues into the next school year*
A superhuman ability gifted to those that ask for cigarettes on street corners and receive a Camel Crush Menthol. The ability can be triggered by most anybody with proper training, and requires one to inhale an entire Camel Crush Menthol cigarette upon crushing the menthol filter bubble. Practicing the art form can unlock your methylated potential and gift you with anything from extreme intelligence to incredible ohysical strength and agility and can be used methodically. This mode can be triggered by lesser menthol cigarettes, however great training is required.
"Yo, I went stupid Crush Mode last night on your dad. his balls were straight fartin on my chin."
To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.
Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.
When you find yourself spending the majority of your time in the place where you most often spend time with the person you like, it may also be the place where you last spent time with them, or the place where they typically spend most of their own time (with or without you).
Actually an animal-esque instinct, where an individual will come to expect their infatuation to show up there, often at a particular time, and so will hang around there without really thinking much of it.
For people, when that person shows up, a variety of things may occur that may not exceed anything beyond flirting.
In animals, crush nests are places for sharing food (mostly if they're carniverous), mating rituals, or mating itself. Animals who become mates often make their homes near their crush nest.
1. A wife waiting for her husband in the living room on his favourite chair, knowing that he will eventually come to sit on it.
2. A male fox in heat recalling a place where he'd earlier seen a vixen. He will head to that place, calling out for the vixen, and that place of "meeting" will be their crush nesting area and future home.
Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.
It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.
Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank