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December 5th is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born. It is also the day of the penis.
Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on December 5th
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When you are done with no nut november. You need to wank off. So you wank off on obviously 1. December. So after holding your cum for a month, you cum so much that you have never seen so much cum before.
Ah yes! Finally it's December! I Can finally orgasm! Finally No nut november is over! Best day ever 1. December!
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Gay Brazilian nigga named Ben was born
That nigga gay December 18th
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if you were born on this day you are the most precious and smolest bean on the fuck planet; oh and youre also maried to harry styles ;) YEAH YOU LOUIS TOMLINSON
whens your birthday?
- december 24 why?
oh well it says here youre married to harry styles?
- do i LOOK as gorgeous as louis tomlinson????
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The day the cutest girl with most juicy thighs is born, she also has a cute personality but not very popular.
dam bet she was born on 10th December
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People born this day are the coolest, funniest and prettiest people in the friend group. They are always the life of the party and are really fun to be around.
Jack : "Hey! Do you know why Glebs is so cool?"
John: " No, why?"
Jack : " It's because he was born in 1st december."
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Girls get ready you get to hit a guy it the dick today only if he is an asshole.
Girl:guys guess what day it is ?
Boys:what?
Girl: December 4 watch out!
Boy:ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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