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using a rusty trailor hitch, preferably from the 70's or 80's to pleasure your self analy or vaginaly
I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"
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when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself
I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.
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The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.
This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.
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a place for the dildo lovers. great getaway, must bring dildo or you get tortured by ugly woman.
I got my dildo on Dildo Island!
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A company that makes dildos and doldos. Invented during 20 questions
The stocks for dildo and doldo enterprises are doing insane