Dick in the dirt

When things don't go right on multiple fronts and no plan seems to work.

Guy 1 (watching his favorite team get destroyed): Dick in the dirt! We are getting pounded!
Guy 2: Dick in the dirt for sure brah.

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dirt farmer

To dig, plant, nurish, grow, eat, and live naturally off the land.

That dirt farmer grow's the best organic's I've ever tasted. Dirt Farm or die. Life is a garden, dig it dirt farmer. Dirt farmers get dirty and get strong naturally.

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blow dirt

cut the cheese, fart, floating a biscuit

You better check your underwear after you blow dirt.

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DIRT SLEEVE

the asshole

My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!

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Dirt bag

WW2 and Vietnam era military term for a once or many times USED condom.
Person that is sleasy and untrustworthy because he keeps reusing the dirt bag.
Also known as a scum bag.

Johnnys used that same condom again on Connie. I'd never use a dirt bag on my girl.

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dirt blood

a person with mixed blood worse than a mutt

mixed breeds are usually dirt blood and their family has no sense in the cause of racial purity

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dirt farmer

One who places the penis in another's dirty anus (Dirt Farm)

He's definately a dirt farmer

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