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Look at all the people you've stabbed, you've got parkinsons disease
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An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.
Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
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The, "Your and You're" Disease (YYD) is obtained when one is bemused whether to utilize "your" or "you're" to their statement or an interrogatory question as an example. "Your" is a possession, used to describe one's property or item. "You're" is a contraction for the words, "You are", although it does not matter which one is selected from "You're" and "You are". Many may attain this syndrome if they are exposed to:
- Social media memes
- The repetition of others typing wrong from right
- Lack of education
There are no known antibiotics nor medicinal syrups and pills to dispose of this disease, but there are a few procedural actions one may do to reduce the disease in general so it is barely noticed by others.
- Get a grammar book
- Learn from others
- Get an education
Person A.) Hey, your getting robbed.
Person B.) It seems your brain has already been stolen.
Person C.) Now that's some acute "Your and You're" Disease!
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A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.
Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.
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Key lime disease, also known as Lyme ridiculosis, is an infectious disease caused by extreme narcissism and low intellect. Known to be debilitating, it affects the brain by restricting blood flow, and fully hardens the heart. The most common signs of infection are an expanding belief that everybody is coming to get you, that those who hurt you (even in insignificant ways) deserve severe harm, and the inability to not sweat the small stuff. Prevention includes: never eating limes, growing the f up, and spending time with psychiatric help. Self delusion is a hellofa drug.
Did she just say that? That's absolutely heinous! I'm no doctor, but she must have Key lime disease.
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a term used to describe stress cardiomyopathy, a condition where -most often a woman- suffers from heart attack or failure due to extreme emotional distress.
can also describe a suicide caused by a broken heart.
"that's when they say i lost my only friend, they said she died easy of a broken heart disease.."
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Skrillex Hair Disease (SHD) is an extremely contagious and deadly disease that is currently in the process of infecting millions of young American women. SHD is the leading cause of the Skrillex Hair Pandemic that is currently an ongoing pandemic in the world with an Index of level 5 severity.
SHD infects young girls between the ages of 10-19, and causes women to shave the sides of their heads to look like Skrillex. These girls do it because they think that by doing it, they are hot, attractive, sexy, and unique. Unfortunately for them, they cannot get it through their thick skulls that shaving the side of their head doesn't make them sexy or hot because nobody wants to date a half-bald bitch, and it doesn't make them unique because they are copying Skrillex along with millions of other brainwashed bitches who wouldn't know uniqueness if it slapped them across the face.
SHD had an R-o (reproductive rate) of 10 and is extremely dangerous. Luckily, the disease cannot infect you unless you are weak-minded and cannot think for yourself. Symptoms include narcissism, the urge to shave their heads, and the impression that they are really sexy being half-bald. If you see somebody with SHD, call 9-1-1 immediately for that individual is extremely contagious. Do not attempt to heal anybody you know with SHD.
SHD is the number one cause why the United States is the land of the free and the home of the dumb asses.
Bitch with Skrillex Hair Disease: OMFG SKRILLEX IS SOOOOOOO HOT THAT I WISH I COULD DO NAUGHTY THINGS WITH HIM IN MY BED.
Random girl: Are you okay?
Police officer: GET AWAY FROM HER! SHE'S EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS!
Random girl: Why? She's only.... *gets infected* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! HELP! IT'S GOT ME!!!!! *Shaves side of head* OMFG SKRILLEX!!! THE BEST FUCKING DUBSTEP BAND IN THE WORLD!!!
Police officer: On no! This is bad! This is bad!!!!! *runs away*
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