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When people have chat issues on fb! It is catch able and takes time and rehabilitation to heal. See a doctor today to find out if YOU might have it. fbcd is a dangerous disorder! while chatting to friends be careful of it and report problems to fbcd@facebook.disorders.com
Face Book Chat Disorder might be YOU!
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When playing a roleplaying game, this unfortunate malady occurs when a player becomes so attached to their character, that they break the verisimilitude of the game by creating copies of their favored character.
This affliction can present itself in many ways, such as giving other characters the same name with slight variations or creating characters that have the same personality or mannerisms.
Wow, Keev cannot make an original character after Carmine. First, it was Barmine and now Karmine? He must have a pretty severe case of Character Attachment Disorder (CDD).
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BPOD or BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder is unhealthy obsession with BLACKPINK; so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about then 24/7 !
Other symptoms of this disorder include - watching, searching, listening AND commenting on every BLACKPINK's contents even though they "are not" their fans, judging every single thing they do like they are professionals, thinking hating on BLACKPINK is their reason to breathe, their hobby and their lifestyle, preaching about how blink is toxic but making viral tweets of hate about BLACKPINK and many more symptoms.
This disorder is usually found in almost every kpop fandom (there are some excepctions). Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fu*k off", focus on your faves, accept BLACKPINK is getting more successfull whether you like it or not and go get a life!
(If you got pressed by this then you certanly have BPOD, please find a doctor)
BLACKPINK announces a new single with a feature
kpop stan: and once more YGE is following my fave group steps
This is BPOD (BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder)
Vocal trainers, famous PROFESSIONAL dancers and other praise BLACKPINK
kpop stan: Lisa is overrated, Rosé and Jisoo can't sing, BLACKPINK doesn't have stage presence
This is BPOD
Someone that has never heard kpop gets interested in BLACKPINK
kpop stan: okay but have you seen this other group? stream their stuff instead
This is BPOD
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Similar to PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), PLSD is a disorder that occurs when a human experiences a long period of lethargy (the person has done “nothing”) to then return to a stressful environment such as school or work. Usually accompanied by mild to dysfunctional depression and suicidal thoughts. Other known related symptoms are insomnia, tiredness, and emoness.
"After spring break, 203 people were diagnosed with Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD). Of these victims, 23 committed suicide the following Monday. The other 180 reported bouts of tiredness and a few reported cases of emoness.
'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"
- The Washington Post
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A contagious disorder in which you picture the opposite sex naked when they are wearing light wash jeans.
OMG!!! Jimmy is wearing light wash jeans!! What a tiny little ding-dong he has!!! I hate my light wash jeans disorder!!!
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The disorder of not knowing where your body ends and other things begin, which often results in running into doors, walls and coffee tables. You can identify a sufferer by the bruises on their arms and legs.
John isn't a clutz he suffers from SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder.
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The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.
Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.
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