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eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk
Matt: "Yo dude, put those breadsticks down."
Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."
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when some is drunk they slur their words
"Dude totalally fufuckeded uppppp rigt now"
thats drunk speak
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To be so inebriated with cheese or cheese products that you have no control over your own actions and are not responsible for any harm caused to others.
"Beth is so drunk on cheese, I think she's going to punch that baby!"
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When a person drinks way beyond the point of just being drunk, they are so drunk they are now willing to do ANYTHING!
"I HAVE NO STANDARDS!!! WOOOOO!!!"
"wow, she is juliana drunk!"
"dude, your girlfriend just made out with me."
"Thats ok, she is juliana drunk."
1st - tipsy
2nd - buzzed
3rd - drunk
4th - floor licking drunk
5th - grade nine loser pissed
6th - Juliana Drunk
7th - Dead
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Is When your so turned on that your pretty much drunk off lust, your not even thinking straight you just act on your urges.
i was soo lust drunk last night. After Joe started kissing my neck it was over!!!
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the term blind drunk, seems to come from the reference when people did'nt know certain types of alcohol would literally turn you blind.
when drinking too much of a type of alcohol like methanol found in mouthwash can do serious damage.
Methanol is converted to formaldehyde by an enzyme the liver; and formaldehyde in the bloodstream attacks the optic nerves.
the enzyme that converts methanol to formaldehyde also converts ethanol to acetalaldehyde.
To prevent a dangerous building up formaldehyde in the body, ER teams treating methanol poisoning will introduce an ethanol IV drip, to outcompete the methanol --> formaldehyde pathway.
Instead, it refers to a state you can get to using plain old ethanol where, shortly before your BAC crosses over into unconsciousness territory, you lose some or all of your senses, vision usually being the first to go. IOW, you're upright, conscious, talking / haranguing, but unable to see, and not really very worried about it.
blind drunk recovery comes as your BAC drops down, or you get an adrenaline jolt. These are sometimes called "blackouts." The term blackout can also refer to amnesia-style experiences: the apocryphal "How did I wake up here & whose pants am I wearing?". Good bet some blindness occurred somewhere in the part you don't remember.
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A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.
Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.
Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.
Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....
"I'll never drink again"
Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!
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