juicy face

To have a face that is sweet, tasty and desirable. A juicy face is typical found in most animals such as cats, dogs, chipmunks, squirrels and rabbits.

Juicy faces are commonly pinched, squeezed and kissed. They glow and contain large amounts of fat deposits in the cheeks.

"did I ever tell you how much I love your juicy face?"

"pateel..you have a juicy face!"

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face battle

the act of attacking another's face intimately. No one ever wins, so it always calls for a rematch.

When I encountered my brother and his girlfriend engaging in a face battle, I slowly walked out.

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Ape Face

The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes

Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.

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Face Rolled

A term used in online computer gaming to discribe how easy it is to kill a player that it was like rolling your face across the keyboard not even trying.

That Warlock just face rolled my Paladin

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Face Paw

It's like face palm, except it's when a Furry does it, generally in character.

"I can't remember my deviantart password to find all my favourite yiff! *face paw*"

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compo face

The look of sheer bewilderment and agony as demonstrated pictorially by the lower class when seeking remuneration or recognition as result of an 'injury' or traumatic experience.

Oh shit there's Kate Mc Cann again - her compo face makes me sick.

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Shit Face

One whom has consumed enough alchohol to bypass boligerent status

I can't believe how fucking shitfaced I am!

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