Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.
Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.
Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.
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Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.
My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.
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A fashion accesory commonly seen on barbie girls, most blond pop artists and hookers. Usually made from bags of sillicone or saline solution and bought/used/owned in pairs.
Did you ever notice that most of those pop artists, especially the blond ones, have fake boobies?
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When two people embark on an activity together that could be construed as a date, such as bowling, cinema, or even coffee.
Whether there is interest or not, this action shall be observed as a fake date due to the one to one nature. This could be done deliberately by two people interested in each other who aren't classing it as a date for whatever reason (example a), or accidentally by two friends or acquaintances attempting to merely enjoy each other's company (example b).
Example A -
Josh: You fancy going out for a coffee?
Georgia: I like you but I just broke up with my boyfriend, I don't want to date again straight away.
Josh: Well then let's just be fake dating?
Example B -
Brendon: You wanna go to the cinema later dude?
Charlie: But won't it look a bit weird, like we're dating or something?
Brendon: Nah everyone knows we'd be fake dating
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a pussy that takes his Harley to Sturgis on a trailer or in the back of a truck.
A REAL biker rides his Harley to Sturgis. A fake biker hauls it to Sturgis..
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A person who watched only mainstream anime like Dragonball or Naruto and say he is a dub hater but watch it as dub.
A fake weeb will also like haikyu or food wars
Weeb : Did u read the new one piece chapter?
Fake Weeb:I don't like that at all, one piece takes too long with this thousand chapters i think i better watch haikyu
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A fake barb is a local who says βNICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAPβ and than only know the mainstream songs . A fake barb is also a barb that only knows her off of TikTok and agrees with the toxic cardi fans . Fake barb are mostly white twin is that know nothing about her and constantly uses βChileβ and aave .
Barb: Whatβs your favorite playtime is over song?
Fake barb: Chile I donβt listen to Melanie Martinez asf anyways....:
Barb: bitch playtime is over isnβt a Melanie song...
Barb: Heyy!! Whatβs your favorite alter ego??
Fake barb: def Onika Chile ππ
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Barb: ONIKA IS HER REAL NAME DUNNIE !!
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