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raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007

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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 3, 2007

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Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females

Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound

by Puertoricanflattire March 16, 2020


flat minor

It’s a woman ( or man ) under 18 who is not fully developed in the chest area.

Wow that’s a flat minor!

by readysethaction July 2, 2018


flat cookies

adj. meaning having none or little boobs/tits/honkers

Dammmmn, why do we have so many girls with flat cookies!?

by Mini Gu August 25, 2008


Flat fatty

A girl who despite being fat is also flat. E40 Fat flatty

See e40 over there? Flat fatty is shaken that ass.

by Goddamn Sugar Snap Peas March 19, 2016


Flat-fronter

A male with a small penis.

"Well, as a matter of fact, the pleats let my dick breath... I can tell it's not a problem for flat-fronters like yourself." ~Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner

by Brizon August 7, 2010