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Flower shop

Where you go to buy Cannabis Flower.

You go to the flower shop to buy cannabis flower

by Flowershopgirl August 04, 2021


Jack flower

Jack flower is Short British wanker with a shrimp dick and is a big ugly mother fucker who can't get the right girl without acting hard

he thinks he all truf but in fact, he easy to beat up

people call him a train rack which he is and mate looking at his face you see way his parents split up

jock flower is a fucking dick #jack flower

by Funny dgdh January 08, 2020


Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"

" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"

by Beatdead878 June 06, 2016


club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 October 29, 2010


Daniel Flowers

A guy with a very low iq and a very tiny penis, he usually wants to kill himself but that’s only because he’s a drug addict. Also you can’t forgot Danny’s are usually Jewish.

Wanna invite Daniel flowers?

No he sucks!

by Dunno58 April 30, 2019


Spleens Flower

Cocaine

Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.

by Poyomaster696969 September 09, 2020


GIVE HIM HIS FLOWERS

To glaze ones dick.

"Did you see how phenomenal that Legend was? I'm just trying to give him his flowers. Damn his performance got my juices flowing."

by xPaRqUeT May 28, 2025